| Cartoons |
"Do you want my answer in school math or corporate math?" |
I've discovered the secret to successful online Investing.
If you hold down ctrl +alt +shif, while pressing th earrow key, your stock while go up!" |
"The sports car and sailboat are investment for my retirement.
I'm using them to attract a younger woman who can support me in old age." |
" I want to invest in tennis balls, kangaroos and silly putty. All things considered, I think they have the best chance of bouncing back" |
"Yes, I am quite secure in my job... unless dad sells the company" |
"When looking at theri resumes, see if their stock portfolio includes an investmetnt in the company" |
"If the money i gave to you fails to grow , I'm ready for plan B:
I will spend my retirement years living in your home |
"Explain to me again why enjoying life when i retire.
is more important than enjoying life now." |
" My company is called enchanted-Fairy.com"
I'm looking for investors who still believe in the magic of Internet.
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" Ok, this time we'll try it in your way:3% in stocks, 2% in bonds and 95% in lottery tickets" |
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" I did like a small business loan. I need $ 100 for a desk, $50 for phone and $200 million for miscellanous" |
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If you think my answer is wrong, have you checked your stock portfolio recently" |
